Stories In My Life!

((I will update everything funny and other stories that usually stand out the most in days. ))

1) OKAY, SO STORY ONE. So I was singin in the shower, doing the song I'm Not Gay. I might have watched it a lot to know some of the lyrics to it in my brain. I CANT HELP IT, ITS SO HILARIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL. Okay, so there's me in my parents bathroom takin a shower singing I'm Not Gay, but I was singing it kinda loudly. I didn't know my mother opened the door, and she heard me in the verse, "ILL BE THE DUDE AT THE PARTY THATLL GRAB YO BUTT, AND WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME ILL BE LIKE-" and in HARMONY, MY MOTHER CAME INTO VERSE AND SAID "WHAT" WITH ME. I never laughed that hard in my life. AND IT HAPPENED ON MY PARENTS ANNIVERSARY. WELP, HAPPY 13 ANNIVERSARY/MEMORIAL DAY MOM xD. Then once I was done, I stepped out of the shower and I look to my left to get my towel, and there's a shaver for people's pits on one of the towels. I said out loud, "OH GOD, IM GETTING MUGGED BY A SHAVER." Then I just hear laughing on the other side of the door. I had to laugh as well. BUT ITS STRANGE, JUST TO SEE THIS REALLY NICE AND UPDATED SHAVER ON SOME TOWELS. I LOST THAT SHAVER THREE MONTHS AGO. But still, this was a hilarious night, I am never gonna forget this. 

2) Another thing happened today as weeeell!! Okay so I was in Walmart with my mother and there was a long line in the cashiers. So there's this girl with her mother two carts ahead of us who has her hair tied up, maybe 11, tight bright teal pants, and a pink sports shirt. And next to the cashiers, is these two hose sprayers. And my mom told me "Hey, go get those two hose sprayers." Me being obedient, I went, grabbed them, and went back to my mother. The girl was apparently right next to the hose sprayers. So when I got them, I caught her eye. AND WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE CART, SHE STARTED STARING AT ME. AND SHE SMILED. AND SHE KEPT LOOKING AT ME. THEN IN FRONT OF HER. THEN AT ME AGAIN. I COULD SEE HER DOIN IT OVER AND OVER OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYEEE. I was thinking in my head "THIS GIRL NOT KNOW THAT STARING AT PEOPLE IS RUDE?!? THIS GIRL LESBO OR WHAT. "((pls don't take this offensive ;-; )) I was starting to get tired of this so I did what some people do. I STARED WIDE EYED AT HER. I think I freaked her out too bad that she told her mother and the mother looked at me, AND OH GOD I WAS FREAKING OUT. But next time, DONT STARE AT ME. OR YOU WILL GET THE EYEEE. Just don't. it's uncomfortable. just stop. no. >:V

3)  OK this story takes place in my mother's bathroom.  And I was dying my hair!  Took us two hours but it still came out crappy. All of that hard work into nothing. Sad PC  but still best mother and a daughter bonding time. Because that makes sense!